BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
How does it feel to date your dad?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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