We won't sleep together?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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