I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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