apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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