You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Randomize
