Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
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