You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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