I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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