oh god the rape fog is back!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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