dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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