why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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