His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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