So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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