Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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