Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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