Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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