Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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