Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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