I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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