That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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