Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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