girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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