HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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