I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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