you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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