wake up i wanna do it froggy style
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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