I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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