plz talk dirty to me
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
one might say we're banned from that church
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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