actually, I'm a sock model
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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