sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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