go do what you do best...puke behind churches
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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