so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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