im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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