He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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