How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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