with your own penis?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
