so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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