Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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