You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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