FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Oh god it's open bar.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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