At least make sure they are 18
Why
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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