He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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