in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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