That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I could make wine with my vomit
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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