So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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