Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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