in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize