margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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