so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
