O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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