i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You're a disaster
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