I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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