worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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